Sunday, July 28, 2013

If Harry Wasn't The Main Character

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and That Damned Stone Of Mine That Nearly Ruined Everything

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Yall Muthafuckas Need Jesus Albus

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Dammit Severus Calm Your Tits

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Dammit This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Fudge You're a Fucking Moron

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Snape Kills Me

Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore and Even Though I'm Dead I STILL Run This Show


Severus Snape and I Can't Believe I'm Saving James @#()$!@$ Potter's Son

Severus Snape and Potter Opened The Chamber of Secrets I Know He Did

Severus Snape and That Damn Potter I Hate Him And His Friends

Severus Snape and This Isn't My Fault IDK How This All Happened

Severus Snape and I Still Hate Harry Potter

Severus Snape and I Kill Dumbledore

Severus Snape and The Trolling of Voldemort


Remus Lupin and I Don't Really Exist Yet

Remus Lupin and Still Don't Really Exist

Remus Lupin and Haha Here I Am!

Remus Lupin and Well That Was Long-Lived

Remus Lupin and I Trust Snape

Remus Lupin and Dumbledore Says So And Thus I Still Trust Snape

Remus Lupin and THAT FUCKING PRICK


Rebeus Hagrid and The Dragon

Rebeus Hagrid and The Acromantula In The Woods

Rebeus Hagrid and The Hippogriff

Rebeus Hagrid and The Return Of The Dragon

Rebeus Hagrid and The Lion Giant The Witch And The Wardrobe

Rebeus Hagrid and Nobody Likes My Class

Rebeus Hagrid and I'm Hiding In The Mountains


Hermione Granger And I Found Friends

Hermione Granger And I Figured Out The Chamber of Secrets

Hermione Granger And My Cat Knew It All

Hermione Granger And Viktor Krum #Heartthrob

Hermione Granger And Dumbledore's Army

Hermione Granger And Both My Friends Betrayed Me #BetterPotion-ist #WonWon

Hermione Granger And UGH That Ron Weasley


Ron Weasley And The Giant Chess Game Was Put In To Make Me Useful

Ron Weasley And My Sister Gets Kidnapped By A Book, I Fly A Car Into A Tree And My Wand Is A Piece Of Shit

Ron Weasley And My Rat Betrayed Harry's Parents

Ron Weasley And I'm a Jealous Asswipe Who Still Is Counterproductive To The Cause

Ron Weasley And Even At The Ministry I Got Attacked By An Aquarium Full Of Brains

Ron Weasley And Clearly I'm Allergic To Hormones

Ron Weasley And Still A Useless Wanker


Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool

Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool

Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool

Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool

Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool Trying To Improve

Neville Longbottom And I'm A Clumsy Fool But Doing Better

Neville Longbottom And I'm Proof Evolution Is A Thing


Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH But Other Things On My Mind

Draco Malfoy And I HATE HARRY POTTAH But I'll Do What It Takes To Live This Shit Out

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