Mary had a son named Jesus and he was the Lamb of God
Meaning that Mary had a little Lamb
whose fleece was white as Arabia (since he wasn't white).
And everywhere that Mary went,
the Lamb was sure to follow ("You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too" ~ Speaker of the House Sam Rayburn)
It followed her to school one day,
which was against the rule (Separation of Church and State taken to a whole new level, which is odd insofar as this is the base level of SCS, something we still haven't really achieved)
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It made the children laugh and play
to see a Lamb at school (it took the Church 400 years to apologize to Galileo, so the chirren were laughing at the Chuch for being incredibly dense about it all)
And so the teacher turned it out,
but it still lingered near (well surprise surprise someone disagreed with el churcho and got excommunicated)
And waited patiently about,
till Mary did appear ("You guys, same ting. Hang in dea! Stay strong inside! Almos time fo da Boss Jesus fo come back" From James 5:8)
"Why does the Lamb love Mary so"
the eager children cry ("Da angel guy say, "God's Spesho Spirit goin come ova you. Da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods, his power goin cover you. An dat baby you goin get, God goin call him 'Spesho Fo Me' and 'God's Boy'" Luke 1:35)
"Why, Mary loves the Lamb, you know"
the teacher did reply. ("You guys ack jalike you donno dis: Da peopo dat no like do da right ting, no way dey goin get God fo dea King. No let nobody bulai you guys fo make you do wrong! Da guys dat fool aroun da wahines, da peopo dat go pray to da idol kine gods, da peopo dat sleep wit da odda guyʼs wife o husban, da guys dat go fool aroun da odda guys fo money, da mahu kine guys," Numba 1 Fo Da Corint Peopo 6:9)
Man bible study is gonna be too much fun. Shoulda gotten this YEARS ago.
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