So I read that "Elliot Avent receives flak for pushing Rodon into starting." UHHHH WAT. Ese pitched on SUNDAY. We played THURSDAY. Over to Rebecca Black for more:
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Uh if Avent gave him more of a rest, his college eligibility would've been up, so wtf are yall playin at. Seriously, what kind of sport gives players a full 4 days off and that's considered rushing him back. This isn't even a contact sport, and based on this fool:
you don't even need to be in any sort of physical shape to throw the ball. THEY DON'T EVEN BAT OR RUN OR ANYTHING. This man is Justin Louis Chamberlain, but they call him Joba cuz the fatass ate all of the other letters in his first and middle name.
Cricket gets a LOT of flak for being all gentlemanly and not as violent/intense as other sports, but uh, we also have people who bowl a lot, and unlike every single other sport, we have a game type ("Test" match) that lasts a WEEK. So yeah our "pitchers" go five consecutive days (and bat, too! And field! It's almost as if being a team member requires actually being a team player and contributing in every aspect of the game! INCONCEIVABLE!)
But at the same time, the fact that a guy who held UNC to 1 run in 10 innings in Durham and 1 in 9 in Omaha suddenly just derps around and gives up a lot means that clearly something happened. Whether they were all still feeling sorry for themselves about the UCLA debacle, or UNC was pumped after beating runaway title-favorites Loooozeeanna Staet, clearly something was wrong. And if that's the case, why is the season 70 games long. Play once a week, so you always have your best players out there and stop bullshitting excuses. It will also cut down on team size, so team scholarships go down, so the budgetary needs will go down so I don't have to subsidize your "education." The SEC is more or less an academic joke, but at least their "student"-athletes win! Since 2006: 3 NCAA Men's BBall titles, 7 NCAA BCS Football titles, 6 NCAA Men's Baseball finalists (of which 3 became champions).
Oy Vey.
Maybe Detroit (lmao bankruptcy) could completely renovate the city by digging up the entire foundation looking for Jimmy Hoffa. I have no idea why people are looking for the Teamster...I mean, he's dead. And if he isn't, he's 100, and he's probably dead. Seriously, who gives a shit what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. The FBI has wasted 3 million bucks following leads about that mafioso moron.
#HailState
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