Hey American Government

Cut the fucking hypocrisy! I hope Russia NEVER sends Snowden back to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Headley#Review_of_the_handling_of_Headley_by_U.S._authorities

What the fuck kind of two-way street is this? You can't demand Russia to hand you back a criminal while India does the same (worse, because David fucking Headley IS ACTUALLY A GODDAMN TERRORIST unlike Snowden who, oh, i dont know, just informed us of how fucking psycho you lot in Washington are? You read our emails and everything and you STILL couldn't figure out the Brothers Tsaernaev? #oyvey #NYTBestseller #Dostoyevsky) and you ignore our requests!

It's shit like this, America.  Maybe Iran would negotiate their nuclear program if you even offered anything:

Iran: We want weapons!

America: no.

Iran: Fine let us use it for power then we need power and nuclear energy is excellent

America: no.

Iran:...fine we'll use lower concentrations and no plutonium?

America: no.

Iran:...wtf Amerika give us something to work with

America: no

Iran: fuck this the grand Ayatollah says to keep our program and talking to you is getting nowhere bump this.

America: no

And the best part is when Israel joins in...seriously Israel? The country that broke into Los Alamos with the Chinese, lied about their program for decades, built a fake building on top of the real reactor to fool the IAEA and UN watchdogs, when Mordecai Vanunu (an Israeli citizen) wanted to break the story and lies the Mossad assassinated (read: didn't give him basic legal rights whatsoever, let alone the fact that whistleblowing international crimes isn't really a crime) him...yeah strong arguments here.  And its even better when Israel cries about Johnathan Pollard...oh you mean the traitorous piece of shit that makes Robert Muller look like Mr. Rogers? Oh yeah you can have him when hell freezes over.

Ugh.  If there's ever a candidate who says "fuck this we're pulling out of EVERYWHERE and slashing the defense budget by 500 billion since who the hell is gonna actually invade (read: the definition of defense) America" i'll pour every penny i've got into that campaign.  AQAP doesn't want us in the Middle East? Fine.  No weapons to your governments, no training for your soldiers, no billions in aid, nothing.  They're called YOUR PROBLEMS for a reason...they're YOURS.  You can't ask for aid, and then be all surprised when Osama bombs the embassies in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam and we get pissed.  Or when Black Hawk Down occurs in Somalia.  When does the Monroe doctrine end (and when did it get extended to the entire planet?)?

Lots of highly opinionated material recently, neh? Well that's the foundation of democracy right? Our abilities to have opinions (and I'd love for someone to argue back on this...seriously America this is pathetic) and talk about it...Proud to be an American...where at least I know lots of crazy arabs want to kill us.

BUT TIME FOR A HAPPY SHOUTOUT to Frank Kovac, a dude out in the middle of nowhere, Wisconsin:

http://www.kovacplanetarium.com/

He built his own gigantic planetarium because he loved the night sky so very much...phew that's some topquality work right there man wowzers.  Don't even know what else to say but a hearty "well done, son."
Good job, America.  It's shit like this, America #attaboy


AND Arsene Wenger still refuses to make signings...yes Arsene we have a top team...but seriously you still don't realize that injuries occur? Has anyone actually seen Abou Diaby play actual minutes in the last 5 years?

Sigh.

#3DaysOfRaleigh #takingtimeofffromAmyDickinson #becauseiliterallylosemymindreadingthoseletters