It's harder than
I thought to blog about stuff on a regular basis just because I’m so
busy all the time :/ I’m fairly
confident that no one actually reads anymore just because the update schedule
is so infrequent that yall just forgot.
Whatever I don’t blame you, I wish I could blog more but who really
wants to hear about what I do at work? Let me tell you, it’s a scintillating
adventure consisting of a shitton of software packages that use input files
that use the most convoluting and confusing syntax structures in the
world. I swear to god, every DoE lab/NE
program in the country could all chip in, get someone at a good CS school to
take on a project where they study the input mechanisms for these software codes,
and develop a semidecent GUI. Or even
just an IDE. Seriously how hard can it
be to make something like that? And
while we’re at it, nuclear engineers, how about you take your heads out of your
asses and stop using fucking FORTRAN holy crap that language is so old and
antiquated and is just terrible compared to the OOP power of C. And C already has a shiny new cover in the
form of C++. Oy vey.
Anyhoo so
apparently the excuse “oh I thought this was the elevator” doesn’t work when
you accidentally walk into the women’s restroom (which, coincidentally, is
right next to the elevator). I didn’t
actually mean to walk in, it was legitimately an accident, I was walking and
talking to a friend and she cut into the bathrommevator and I just blindly
followed not realizing where exactly we were going. Soooo…yeah that happened.
Oh and yesterday
Okie’s hockey (non-UT) game was super exciting.
Their goalie was god awful, and I, being one of like literally 4 fans there,
was definitely quite audible in letting the goalie know how much he
sucked. This fool had given the other
team (the Fighting 7-11s) a 5-1 lead.
But slowly and sure they choked away that lead and Okie’s team took a
6-5 lead with 3ish minutes left. Nothing
eventful occurred until the Fighting 7-11’s pulled their goalie, and then Okie’s
team had a breakaway, to which I bellowed “DON’T FUCKING MISS THE EMPTY NET!”
and guess what the retard did? He missed the fucking net! And then Sam got mad
when I called him a retard because its insulting to retards, because its not
their fault they’re retarded, whereas its clearly this guy’s fault he went full
retard on the empty net. I still
maintain that while calling someone retarded is not necessarily the most PC
insult, that doesn’t make it wrong or inaccurate. Just because retarded individuals can’t help
their unfortunate situation, it doesn’t mean that someone of capable thought
fucking up can’t be classified as ‘acting’ retarded. It’s not exactly a winnable argument, but
that doesn’t make me wrong.
On to the sporting world! So UTK played Florida in a super exciting (is it depressing that that is both super sarcastic yet super accurate? #ThirdSaturdayInSeptember) game that is one of those few games that a single (or I guess in deference to Florida's ballin' defense we'll use 2) gif accurately summarizes the whole game.
Blimey mate wat we got hurr guvnah?
We see hurr the naa-ive Gatah in eets na'achual invoironmeent
Although admittedly Peterman wasn't a whole heck of a lot better.
But then Dominique Easley (who unfortunately got injured in practice...I became a huge fan of this dude during the game, especially after he did this shit all day:)
ROLL, GATORS, ROLL!
DO A BARREL ROLL, GATOR!
It just seems so absolutely unecessary...I LOVE IT.
But shifting our attention to the other kind of football...we're still in disbelief that Arsenal signed one of the best players in the world. They opened their checkbook past the loose change pocket, pulled out 43 million pounds, and bought MESUT FUCKING OZIL. And its taken him 2 games to jump to the top of the EPL assists column.
Why yes hello Mesut I'd like 3 assists to go, please.
Arsenal 3-1 Stoke City 1
Yes, thank you Mesut, that will be all for today.
But after last weekend (yup back over the pond to murica football), is anyone more excited than me for this shit?
#SEConCBS
#ASaturdayTradition
#HowBoutDemDawgs
#GeauxTigers
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