Turns out I also forgot two key hockey roadtrips #derptown,usa

"The One Where Joey cures Cancer" - So the group took a roadtrip to watch the hockey team play at ECU...which sucked.  A lot.  State got ruined like 7-2, and the ECU fans were, as always, superclassy (although admittedly State hockey fans aren't that much better), but the best moments occurred after the game: ECU fans called us all "D&D players" which was funny since Okie does actually play Dungeons and Dragons, and the level of redneck retardation in the parking lot - some drunk chicks starting yelling noise (literally couldn't understand it), which somehow pissed Joey off to an extreme.  He started chasing them on foot, whilst yelling with a passion the SRAS could only appreciate, "I'M CURING CANCER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" before he was dragged back to the car (still screaming).  Oh lordy.

"The One Where Virginia is like a preppy redneck" - So Joey, Ashwin, Budi, Brett and Blancinho took a trip up to Charlottesville to watch State take on a UVa team, and this can only be described via bullet points:

• Took 4 hours to get from Raleigh to Charlottesville
• Had a badass sign with the quote from "V for Vendetta" (along with Lewis Prothero's face): "Good Guys Win...Bad Guys Lose...And As Always...WOLFPACK PREVAIL" which I wish we hadn't lost
• State crushed UVa 15-2
• In the process, we couldn't decide when to stop cheering so loudly when we scored.  It was a matter of pride, and the fact that we just felt so sorry for UVa.  I'm thinking somewhere around 7-0 we just started golf-clapping our scores, but I do recall going apeshit when UVa finally scored.  Around this time I stole a puck.
• On the way home we were mad hungry, so while the others went to go get the car, Budi and I went to McDonald's, only to learn that we couldn't go through the drivethrough, despite our best abilities to activate the magnetic plates beneath the drivethrough.
• But a gloriously nice UVa player (who had to notice we were wearing NCST stuff) pulled through and helped us order #stayclassy.  Unfortunately, the McChicken was unavailable so I ordered 6 Apple Pies.  And they were fucking fantastic.
• Before leaving Charlottesville, Joey tried to go to Starbucks.  At 12:30 in the morning.
• We took a wrong turn, and ended up in the woods, where we saw various signs painted onto sheet metal.  Let's just leave it at "various signs" and move on.
• Took an hour and a half to get back, since Joey went like 130 for about 45 minutes, and somehow highway patrol didn't pull us over despite the fact J decelerated by about 70 mph in a fairly quick span once we saw him.

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