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| THIS IS THE PARKING LOT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS PARKING LOT IS MINE I ACTUALLY TOOK THIS BUT IT TURNS OUT JUST YELLING 'DENNIS' WORKS FINE AS WELL |
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| BRETT WAS HEAVILY AMUSED BY THE FACT THAT IT WASN'T CALLED 'WELLS FARGO AKIBA MARKET' CLASSIC AFRICA JUST LIKE WITH MISPRINTED SHIRTS WE SEND THEM BANKING SYSTEMS THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE MAYBE THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE NIGERIANS NEED AMERICANS TO HELP THEM WITH THEIR MONEY LAUNDERING THEY'RE USING BANKS THAT DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST |
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| ELEPHANTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME I REALLY WANTED THIS SHIRT BUT THE CASHIER WOULDN'T ACCEPT A RECEIPT FOR ZOO ADMISSION SO I TOOK A PICTURE OF IT INSTEAD HAH JOKE'S ON YOU! I THINK |
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| SILLY GIRAFFE WAT R U DOING GIRAFFE U SO SILLY SILLY GIRAFFE THAT'S A TREE U SILLY DID YOU KNOW GIRAFFES ARE ONLY ONE OF TWO QUADRUPEDS WHOSE FOUR LEGS MOVE INDEPENDENTLY OF EACH OTHER? THANKS BRETT THE MORE YOU KNOWWWWW |
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| CLEAN WATER IN THE AFRICA SECTION THAT'S NOT FACTUALLY ACCURATE AHAHAHAHAHA POOR AFRICA :( WE SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT LIKE TAKE PICTURES FOR EVERY 'LIKE' THIS PICTURE GETS I'LL DONATE 10 CENTS TO AFRICA. SPOILER ALERT: AFRICA IS WHAT I CALL MY WALLET |
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| SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN THE TRASH APPARENTLY SOMEONE WAS DRINKING THEIR MILK AND SOMEONE ELSE WAS DRINKING RED BULL IT GIVES YOU WINGS! |
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| HEY BHAI HEY YEAH YEAH YOU YOU IN THE ELEPHANT YEAH YOU BHAI HELLO BHAI BHAI I MISS YOU BHAI WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME ANYMORE IS IT BECAUSE I CALLED YOU AN ELEPHANT? LOOK I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO SOUND SO MEAN I DIDN'T MEAN YOU WERE FAT OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST YOU'RE A FUCKING ELEPHANT THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU ONE IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN OR ABOUT YOUR SIZE IT'S JUST YOU KNOW MEMSAHIB I DIDN'T MEAN IT MEMSAHIB PLEASE DON'T TELL THE VICAR HE'LL BEAT ME WAIT WHAT THIS ISN'T REAL YOU'RE A FUCKING ELEPHANT I REGRET NOTHING! ELEPHANTS ARE AWESOME! HALFTRACK-BHAI! GOOD TO SEE YOU! |
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| ELEPHANT-BHAI WAS CURIOUS ABOUT THE PEOPLE STARING AT HIM SO I DID MY BHAI A SOLID FAVOR AND TOOK A PICTURE OF SOME PEOPLE YOU CAN'T SEE IT FROM HERE BUT WHITEY HAS SOME AMAZING EYES IF HIS EYES WERE A PERSON THEY'D BE RYAN GOSLING ELEPHANT BHAI YOU'RE GETTING LOOKED AT BY A PAIR OF GOSLING EYES THESE ARE GOOD TIMES FOR YOU, ELEPHANT BHAI PROBABLY EASIER THAN BEING A WORKHORSE IN INDIA AND PROBABLY COOLER TOO BECAUSE INDIA IS HOT IN CASE YOU FORGOT |
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| I FORGOT WHAT ANIMAL THIS WAS THAT WHITEY WAS RIDING MAYBE IT WAS AN ELEPHANT ELEPHANTS ARE PRETTY FUCKING SPECTACULAR I MEAN LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO DAMN EXCITED IT COULD BE THAT EXTRA CHROMOSOME OR IT COULD BE ELEPHANT BHAI DOING MY OWN BHAI A SOLID THANKS BHAI |
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| I NEEDED PROOF THE WATER WAS SAFE TO DRINK PLUS I'M ANNIE LEIBOVITZ RIGHT SO I NEEDED SOME SORT OF STRANGE PHOTO TO SERVE AS A NEW COVER PHOTO FOR SOME WEIRD INDIE-ROCK BAND I THINK THIS SUFFICES |
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| THESE TWO BEETLES ARE TRYNA GET THAT BIG OL' ACORN I DON'T THINK THEY'LL SUCCEED BUT HATERS GONNA HATE MIRITE DUNG BEETLES GONNA DUNG |
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| HERE WE HAVE THE BRETT IN IT'S NATURAL HABITAT TAKING PHOTOS OF BRETT WAS ALSO A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SURE WE DIDN'T LOSE HIM BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST IF YOU DON'T KEEP TRACK OF HIM YOU'RE GONNA LOSE HIM HEY THOSE SOUND LIKE GOOD LYRICS FOR THAT INDIE ROCK BAND THAT WE HAVE AN ALBUM PHOTO FOR BEAUTIFUL WE'LL CALL IT 'TEAM POLAR BEAR' AFTER THIS DOPE BUTTON CAITLIN BOUGHT FOR ME MAN POLAR BEARS ARE SO LEGIT SO CUDDLY AND SHIT |
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