Aren't Cameras fun? I can't believe I finally decided to get one.

HOMEY WAS JUST LIKE
YO
I'M HERE
DEAL WITH IT
I'M NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ALL OF YOUR NOISE
FUCK YOU NIGGAS ITS HOT IN THE SUN
IMMA DO THIS SHADE SCENE

THIS GRASS IS FRIGGIN FANTASTIC
HE WAS JOINED BY SOME OF HIS OSTRICHBROS
WHO ALSO THEN FEASTED ON THE GRASS WITH HIM
MUCH LIKE THE GAZELLE
OR WHATEVER THAT OTHER THING WAS
THIS G TOTS IGNORED EVERYBODY
IT WAS ACTUALLY RATHER FUNNY

DO YOU SEE ALL THE RHINOS?
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EXCITED PEOPLE ARE ABOUT RHINOS?
YEAH
ME TOO
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THEM?
YEAH
EXACTLY.

CONFLICTS BETWEEN PEOPLE AND ELEPHANTS IN CAMEROON :(
SAD DAY FOR ELEPHANTS
HEY BHAIS
ITS NO WORRY
KEE NA HI TENSION BHAIS
I GOT THIS

FOUND A RHINO!
YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL TOO
:(
LIFE IS JUST FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENTS

HE LOOKED SO DAMN PLEASED WITH HIMSELF
HEY
HEY GUYS
LOOK AT ALL THIS GRASS I ATE
YOU GUYS GOTTA COME CHECK THIS OUT
THIS GRASS IS THE DAMN SHIT
HEY DAVE COME OVER HERE!

YEAH DAVE GET OVER HERE
YOU AND MELISSA WON'T BELIEVE IT
THIS GRASS IS STRAIGHT TRIPPIN
IM GONNA GO FIND DAVE
DAVE GET BACK HERE

DOESN'T HE LOOK SO PISSED TO BE RIDING A RHINO?
I MEAN
FFS
YOU'RE RIDING A RHINO!
ACT LIKE YOU'RE EXCITED MAN
OH WAIT
YEAH
IT'S STILL FAKE
DAMN
OKAY
THAT'S AN ACCEPTABLE REASON TO BE UPSET

PEOPLE STARTED STARING WHEN I YELLED AT HIM
ABOUT LOOKING MORBIDLY MOROSE IN THE LAST PHOTO
SO HE FORCED A GRIN
MAN
HE WAS REALLY TAKING THIS FAKE RHINO SHIT HARD
SORRY LIL HOMEY
I WAS PRETTY BUMMED TOO
:(

IF HE'S SMILING BECAUSE THE LITTLE HORN IS NOW UP HIS ASS
DON'T TELL ME
DON'T RUIN THE JOY FOR ME
I'M JUST HAPPY HE'S HAPPY
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHY
I'M JUST GLAD HE GOT OVER THE FACT IT'S A FAKE RHINO
AND HE FOUND SOME JOY
IT'S ALSO ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT HE'S LAUGHING
BECAUSE I KEPT CALLING HIM RON JEREMY
DID YOU KNOW RON JEREMY WAS IN BOONDOCK SAINTS?
HOW FUCKING WEIRD IS THAT.

MONKEY BROS VIBIN THE LAZY SUNDAY OPTION
CHILLIN IN THE SHADE
I BET HE WANTS THE POWER
OF MAN'S RED FLOWER
SO HE CAN BE JUST LIKE ME
OH SHOOBADEE DOO
I WANNA BE LIKE YOU-OU-OU
GIVE ME THE POWA
OF MAN'S RED FLOWA
SO I CAN BE JUST LIKE YOU
OR NOT
CUZ THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK

I CALL THIS ONE
'THE THINKER'
HE SEEMS VERY DEEP IN THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING
I BET HE'S JUST CONTEMPLATING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE
FOR HIM TO EVOLVE SOME OPPOSABLE THUMBS

SHOCKER
THE ARCTIC FOX
DOESN'T LIKE HAVING AN OUTDOOR EXHIBIT
WHO THE HELL COULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMING

LITERALLY EVERY OTHER ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
WHEN IT'S HOT
GOES AND FINDS SHADE
BECAUSE THEY WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH
TO FIGURE OUT
'OH DAMN ITS NOT BAD HERE WHERE THE SUN ISN'T DIRECTLY ON US'
BUT FLAMINGOS?
NOPE
THEY DUMB AS HELL
SOLUTION TO THIS PERPLEXING PROBLEM IS CLEARLY
TO PISS ALL OVER THEMSELVES
THIS IS WHY THESE EXHIBITS ALWAYS SMELL GOD AWFUL

I CALLED THIS ONE 'ASHWIN'
CUZ HE WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC
JUST DOING HIS OWN THING
CHILLIN
BEING A MONKEY
DOING GORILLA THINGS
DRAGGING HIS BLANKET AROUND
HE JUST HAD A VERY ASHWIN VIBE
THE ZOOKEEPERS WERE THROWING FOOD INTO THE EXHIBIT
CUZ IT WAS LUNCH TIME
AND UNLIKE THE OTHERS
HE JUST ATE THE SHIT THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE TO HIM
CUZ IF IT WAS TOO FAR AWAY
WELL FUCK THAT NOISE
IF IT REQUIRES DOING WORK
THEN IT PROBABLY ISN'T WORTH DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE
KEEP LIVING, MINI-ME
I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU

THIS WAS CRUCIAL
I ALMOST MISTOOK THESE POOLS FOR PLACES TO DISCARD LOOSE CHANGE
THANK GOD THIS SIGN WAS HERE
'COINS HARM BIRDS'
WELL NOW YOU KNOW
IF YOU HAD ANY CONCERNS BEFORE
DON'T WORRY
THESE PEOPLE ARE ON TOP OF THEIR GAME
COINS HARM BIRDS
STILL DOING RESEARCH ON THE IMPACT OF COINS ON PLANTS THOUGH