LOREM IPSUM

DIDN'T WANT TO FORGET WHAT WHITEY'S SHIRT WAS
IN CASE WE LOST HIM
IRONICALLY ENOUGH
I THINK I NEED MORE ADULT GUIDANCE THAN HE DOES

THESE ARE TWO TURTLES
FUCKING
THESE ARE TWO TURTLES
MAKING LOVE
IN THE ZOO
SHIT WAS HILARIOUS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY HERE
THAT THIS PICTURE DOESN'T ALREADY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME DONATING MONEY TO RAIN FORESTS
WELL ITS A PICTURE OF JOHNNY
BUT I OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ME DOING IT
DUHHH
SO YEAH I BOUGHT 90 SQ FT OF RAIN FOREST TO PRESERVE
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU ASSHOLES DOING SUNDAY MORNING?

WE'RE THE RED AND WHITE FROM STATE
AND WE KNOW SOME SHIT ABOUT BEES
HAND BEHIND OUR BACKS
CUZ THE BEES STUNG ALL THE REST
GO TO HELL CAROLINA
DEVILS AND DEACS RUN AWAY
THE BEES ARE MAKING US RED AND WHITE
FROM NC STATE
GO STATE

THIS IS A PHOTO OF SOMETHING REALLY COOL
BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT
BECAUSE SOME DICK OF A CHILD
PUT HIS FOOT IN MY WAY
THAT LITTLE FUCKER

THIS IS AN OCELOT
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT SOMEHOW THE ZOO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL
TO JUST HAVE ONE
THIS POOR FELLA IS ALL ALONE

HEY GUYS
I HAVE A JOKE
WHAT DID THE BUFFALO SAY TO HIS SON
RIGHT BEFORE HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE
BISON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'M TELLING YOU GUYS
I'M A FUCKING RIOT

RUN RALPHIE RUN

TOOK A PICTURE OF THE SUN
IS IT ME
OR DOES THIS ACTUALLY HURT A WHOLE FUCKING LOT
TO LOOK AT
I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL OR NOT
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT CAN ONLY BE AS WHITE AS THE
COMPUTER CAN DISPLAY
YET
IT REALLY HURTS MY EYES

THIS IS A SCREENSHOT
FROM A VIDEO I TOOK
OF THE SKY
...
DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS
YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT'S OLD FAITHFUL!
HAHAH
JK
IT'S NOT
GOTCHA!
#REKT

MORE INDIE ALBUM COVERS
ALTHOUGH
I DID TAKE THIS
TO MAKE SURE I WAS FOLLOWING THE RIGHT PEOPLE
MY EYES WERE REALLY HURTING
FROM STARING AT THE SUN

I TOOK ABOUT A DOZEN PHOTOS OF OTTERS
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY
THE SHITS WERE JUST SWIMMING BACK AND FORTH
NOT DOING ANYTHING EXCITING
I LIKE TO THINK
IT'S FACE ISN'T ACTUALLY AS FURRY AS THE REST OF ITS BODY
ITS JUST SUPER
SUPER
SUPER
MUSTACHEY

TEAM POLAR BEAR, ROLL OUT!

IT'S PIERRE FUCKING MCGUIRE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHHHHHHHH
I BET THIS IDIOT IS LESS ANNOYING TO LISTEN TO
PROBABLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT FASHIONABLE SUITS TOO