Thursday, July 4, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
You know how sometimes you don't know you need something until you actually see it then all you can do is dream about having it?
http://www.csnews.com/top-story-marketing-7_eleven_rolls_out_arizona_s_new__soda_shaq__in_a_big_way-63992.html
Yup, this is real. I'm so excited! Shit's gonna be delish, and thanks to the fact that AriZona aren't douchebags, they print the price right on the can, so I assume that's gonna be the same for Soda Shaq. I don't even know what else to say about this, I'm so excited.
This mafuckah has so much money he can be whatever he likes...and what does he choose to be? A sheriff, you can't be NO GODDAMN SHERIFF SHAQ you are 18 foot 6 foot 12.
But seriously tho, this is freaking exciting news. And I'm so excited, we're gonna ignore the fact that CONVENIENCE STORES HAVE A NEWS'PAPER' AND E-NEWSLETTER. THAT'S HOW EXCITING THIS IS.
Oh and yesterday my dad got an interview with google. #WTF
Yup, this is real. I'm so excited! Shit's gonna be delish, and thanks to the fact that AriZona aren't douchebags, they print the price right on the can, so I assume that's gonna be the same for Soda Shaq. I don't even know what else to say about this, I'm so excited.
This mafuckah has so much money he can be whatever he likes...and what does he choose to be? A sheriff, you can't be NO GODDAMN SHERIFF SHAQ you are 18 foot 6 foot 12.
But seriously tho, this is freaking exciting news. And I'm so excited, we're gonna ignore the fact that CONVENIENCE STORES HAVE A NEWS'PAPER' AND E-NEWSLETTER. THAT'S HOW EXCITING THIS IS.
Oh and yesterday my dad got an interview with google. #WTF
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
THA VIABLE CHOIRBOY
http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl
Most entertaining shit I've seen all day.
The shitstorm coming out of Milwaukee regarding alterboys does alarm me, as a choirboy, but the fact that "Tha" is part of my name makes it...viable.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Most entertaining shit I've seen all day.
The shitstorm coming out of Milwaukee regarding alterboys does alarm me, as a choirboy, but the fact that "Tha" is part of my name makes it...viable.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS...IS CNN
THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS.
I hope yall read that in JEJ's voice, because I sure did, and I had a great time with that.
...we gonna address this. Oh believe me we gonna address this. Off the top of my head, I gotta say probably the word you didn't spell out. But that seems too obvious. Furthermore, if we make "cracker" the "c-word"...we're gonna have to kill every parrot. Cuz polly aint getting a cracker...gurl shoot, you think i'm gonna participate in this game if polly be throwin around the 'c-word'! Also, how the fuck would I get some soup crackers, or ritz crackers or goldfish crackers? You know where the word cracker came from? White people 'crack'ing the whip as slaveowners. So you brought this shit on yourselves, I guess you could say. But seriously? The N-word. Is this a joke? And also, wtf CNN is nothing else happening in the world? Like I'm super tired of Paula Dean (although undoubtedly that is the source of this wonderful journalism), and that asshat Zimmerman (although I love his lawyer...I feel like I could learn a lot from him...but my debating skillz are currently sufficient) but seriously nothing else to report? Also, who is the host of this show? OH PLEASE LET IT BE ANDERSON COOPER! THEN WE CAN DISCUSS WORDS LIKE "FAG" TOO!
Oh and mein mzazi is applying to work at Google today, which I find interesting. He's trying to work with the Google Fiber stuff, which based on his tirade with AT+T indicates he seems qualified, but Google also seems to not hire people outside of their 20s...so we'll see what happens. But then again, he did ask to confirm that "billion" has 9 zeroes yesterday...sooooo yeah.
Oh, and as always, friendly advice from urban dictionary:
"As a rule of thumb, it is profoundly unwise to take crack-cocaine."
I hope yall read that in JEJ's voice, because I sure did, and I had a great time with that.
...we gonna address this. Oh believe me we gonna address this. Off the top of my head, I gotta say probably the word you didn't spell out. But that seems too obvious. Furthermore, if we make "cracker" the "c-word"...we're gonna have to kill every parrot. Cuz polly aint getting a cracker...gurl shoot, you think i'm gonna participate in this game if polly be throwin around the 'c-word'! Also, how the fuck would I get some soup crackers, or ritz crackers or goldfish crackers? You know where the word cracker came from? White people 'crack'ing the whip as slaveowners. So you brought this shit on yourselves, I guess you could say. But seriously? The N-word. Is this a joke? And also, wtf CNN is nothing else happening in the world? Like I'm super tired of Paula Dean (although undoubtedly that is the source of this wonderful journalism), and that asshat Zimmerman (although I love his lawyer...I feel like I could learn a lot from him...but my debating skillz are currently sufficient) but seriously nothing else to report? Also, who is the host of this show? OH PLEASE LET IT BE ANDERSON COOPER! THEN WE CAN DISCUSS WORDS LIKE "FAG" TOO!
Oh and mein mzazi is applying to work at Google today, which I find interesting. He's trying to work with the Google Fiber stuff, which based on his tirade with AT+T indicates he seems qualified, but Google also seems to not hire people outside of their 20s...so we'll see what happens. But then again, he did ask to confirm that "billion" has 9 zeroes yesterday...sooooo yeah.
Oh, and as always, friendly advice from urban dictionary:
"As a rule of thumb, it is profoundly unwise to take crack-cocaine."
Monday, July 1, 2013
Some witty saying on the internet? Let me see about that...
Yup
Yup
I'm not shy
Shoot I'm not guilty for a thing...dear all'o'yall everything you do is bad and you should feel bad.
Why is patience a good thing, if I need surgery I don't need Dr. Oz taking his damn free time he needs to get his hands all up in there and fix shit pronto. If we're in a clutch situation, you're gonna be thankful I'm not a patient person.
Confidence is overrated, and encouraging failures to succeed leads to idiots thinking they are capable of running major governmental organizations (Rick Perry and the Texas GOP...wtf you literally committed a federal crime why are yall not in jail?). Like Ronald Bilius Weasley. He lived with encouragement, and he was a useless cancerous tumor for Harry for 7 years. SEVEN YEARS. Think about how LONG that is. 7 years ago I was a freshman in high school, still happy. A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENS IN 7 YEARS.
If you live with praise, you have a false understanding of what 'good' actually is and you produce mediocre work the rest of your life. I'm thinking civil engineers (no offense Andy but some buildings just look so hideously designed and constructed...its like you're trolling the entire planet). So ironically you don't understanding how to appreciate because even your shitty work as a child is praised.
If you live with fairness...you learn how justice SHOULD be, and not how it is. The sheer fact that Jeffrey Skilling gets to see the light of day is proof of that.
Like if they have ADT? I don't understand...like freedom? The security to be themselves?
Hey I like me just fine without that nonsense
This last bit is probably true.
#StillHateRonWeasley
Things I've Had To Explain To My Father Today
- Why me waking up at 6 because YOU have an 8 am appointment is freaking nonsensical
- Why I have a better knowledge of NC State's campus than a man who graduated 30 years ago
- That I know where the Dan Allen gates are because they haven't actually been that annoying
- That not all black people are lazy
- That just because she had an African accent doesn't mean she has an attitude problem
- Just because she made a printing mistake (landscape vs. portrait) doesn't make her an "incompetent fool who stole my money"
And its only 1045! This day is just beginning!
On the serious tho, I'm about to ask Bassil when he wakes up regularly, because I'm starting to wonder if I wake up before he does (which is problematic only in that I spot him 7 hours since he's in Lesbianon)
- Why I have a better knowledge of NC State's campus than a man who graduated 30 years ago
- That I know where the Dan Allen gates are because they haven't actually been that annoying
- That not all black people are lazy
- That just because she had an African accent doesn't mean she has an attitude problem
- Just because she made a printing mistake (landscape vs. portrait) doesn't make her an "incompetent fool who stole my money"
And its only 1045! This day is just beginning!
On the serious tho, I'm about to ask Bassil when he wakes up regularly, because I'm starting to wonder if I wake up before he does (which is problematic only in that I spot him 7 hours since he's in Lesbianon)
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